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Tuesday, 15 March 2016

All Husbands Can Enjoy !

All husbands can enjoy 😄😄😄

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Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today . 
Husband : First make it, we will name it later 
☺😋

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A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......😂😂😝😝

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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, 
I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! 
Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
😝😝😝😝

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Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
😎😎😎

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Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
😝😝😝

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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary 
and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal :)
😜😜😜

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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
😁😁😁

LAST BUT THE BEST
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Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂